Ballerina

This daring young dancer named Tina,

Is the first legless ballerina;

Without any toes, she tips on her nose,

To jeté across the arena.

The Elephant Duck

An inventor named Thaddeus Bruck,

Created The Elephant Duck;

Its billed trunk makes a quack, and webbed feet put the smack,

Down on those who might give him a pluck.

Lush

There was once a tipsy old Cat,

Who enjoyed licking wine by the vat;

He was such a big lush, that his fur would go flush,

And he'd fall over drunk on his mat.

Grounded

Pregnant Pam was starting to fume,

As her twins traded kicks in the womb;

They fought such a great bout, that she had to scream out,

"You're grounded!! Now go to your room!!"

Heels

The latest new automobiles,

Have eight legs instead of four wheels,

With each turn of the key, Time for a shopping spree,

For new three inch designer heels. 

The Toad and The Frog

There once was a toad and a frog,

Who locked their tongues tight in a snog;

They tried to untwine, with the help of a swine,

But got strapped to the snout of that hog.

The Sensitive Spy

There once was a sensitive spy,

who when frightened, started to cry,

He would sniffle and sob, right there on the job,

Till his foes felt moved to comply.

Cutbacks

There are major cutback underway,

That could cause Christmas to delay;

The eight tiny reindeer, have been laid off this year,

Forcing Santa to pull his own sleigh.