Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Fisher Fish

The fisher fish Arni the Skate,
Had a friend named Tentacle Eight;
They would fish side-by-side, in high or low tide,
While using each other as bait.

Friday, December 17, 2010

Cat Named Dog

There was a cat by the name of Dog,
Whose nose was the length of a log;
When people took aim at his nose or his name,
He’d seek out revenge on his blog.

Thursday, December 9, 2010

Dog Therapist

The gift that’s on everyone’s list,
Is an expert dog therapist;
He’ll find out why Rover must lift his leg over,
and sprinkle the couch with a mist.

Tuesday, December 7, 2010


The inventor Simon McPratt,
Created the curious Crat;
On eight legs it crawls, and spits up hair balls,
With a tail that can nab its own rat.

Monday, December 6, 2010

Fish Tacos and Chips

Captain Crust made back and forth trips,
To dine on fish tacos and chips;
From Baja to Brighton, his trousers will tighten, 
And sink another one of his ships.