Monday, January 17, 2011

Limerick Drawings: Windshield Wiper

A trucker named Rucker DeKuyper,
Has an eye with its own windshield wiper,
Though it keeps his sight clear from his nose to his ear,
He remains a reckless sideswiper.

Saturday, January 15, 2011

How a Duck Makes a Buck

There once was a silly old duck,
Who sold his feathers for a buck;
When winter time came, he shivered in shame,
Thinking, “boy, do my ideas SUCK”!

Sunday, January 9, 2011

Friends and Family: Lou

Today is my dad's 60th birthday. To mark the occasion, I made this drawing of him. He's been a high school level educator for nearly 40 years. He has also been married for just as long.

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

The Toad and The Frog

There once was a toad and a frog,
Who locked their tongues tight in a snog;
They tried to untwine, with the help of a swine,
But got strapped to the snout of that hog.


There's a superhero named Callous,
Who defends the wealthy of Dallas;
When the needy despair, he just works on his hair,
At home by the pool in his palace.

Sunday, January 2, 2011

The Statue

I once had a terrible scare,
From the statue that stands in town square;
When I turned round my back, it popped out its crack,
and flashed me some bronze derriere.