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Wednesday, March 30, 2011
Model
There’s a man who only could waddle,
Because he was stuck in a bottle;
But don't you despair, he’s glad to be there,
Since this is his one chance to model.
Monday, March 28, 2011
Childhood Toy
There’s a man who’s bashful and coy,
He still played with a childhood toy;
When people asked “Why?,” He’d blush then reply,
“To relive happy times as a boy.”
Monday, March 21, 2011
Weeds
There’s a man who was pulling out weeds,
From the place where his hairline recedes;
He had farmed out a plot, on his shiny bald spot,
And tends to its everyday needs.
Friday, March 18, 2011
Bare
There’s a grizzly who wasn’t aware,
He could trim every inch of his hair;
So, while wearing a grin,he shaved his fur thin,
Then lounged around utterly bare.
Wednesday, March 16, 2011
The Collie Giraffe
The inventor Mary LeGaffe,
Created The Collie Giraffe;
It sniffed up the roof, stood on paw, not a hoof,
And it’s tongue hung down when it laughed.
Monday, March 14, 2011
Stirring
As a cold winter storm was occurring,
Ferris Fly's little buzz started BRRRRing;
That frost bitten bug, flew down on a mug,
To warm up by a spoon that was stirring.
Monday, March 7, 2011
Couture
The label on the runway Couture,
said "Warning: Rated M for Mature;
Must be over eighteen, and rolling in $green$,
or damage to your health might occur."
Wednesday, March 2, 2011
Gator
There was once a Florida Gator,
Who said “Homegirl, don’t be a hater;
Yes I looked like a log, when I ate your poor dog,
but that’s the work of my creator.”
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