Monday, May 30, 2011

Garbage Heap

There's a man who fell fast asleep,
At the wheel of his new hybrid jeep;
He left drivers unnerved, as he swerved and he curved,
Down into an old garbage heap.

Friday, May 27, 2011


A zebra out on the savanna,
Had a wish list ready for santa;
In this list he dictates, a trip to the states,
To ride on a horse through Montana.

Wednesday, May 25, 2011


Helmet Hair, the ROCK 'N' Roll BAND,
Refuse to play guitar by hand;
They prefer doing gigs, with their feet holding twigs,
And their instruments stuck in sand.

Tuesday, May 24, 2011


The evil thief Billy the goat,
Held hostage the t.v. remote;
He said, “Everyone freeze, get down on your knees,
Or I’ll shove this thing down my throat!”

Friday, May 20, 2011


Sofia the mystic Soothsayer,
Hopes to prove wrong any naysayer;
She predicts one day soon, when the sun meets the moon,
A pig will be sworn in as mayor.

Wednesday, May 18, 2011


There’s a snail who was having a fit,
Trying to squeeze a really big zit;
He believed he was cursed, till he jumped down headfirst;
And made that bump burst with one hit.

Tuesday, May 17, 2011


There’s a girl who went out and bought,
A dress made by a robot,
It has gadgets galore, fits snug in her drawer, 
And folds out a cozy blue cot.

Monday, May 16, 2011


At Safari Land U. S. of A,
Three lions had wandered astray; 
They spotted two trams, filled with sirs and madams,
Laid out like a tasty buffet.

Friday, May 13, 2011


There’s a man who tried running with shears,
To calm all his irrational fears;
Well that trick seemed to work, on his odd little quirk,
‘Til he ran through a pile of spears.

Thursday, May 5, 2011


There was once a chubby merman,
Who had trash to dump in his can;
So he swam up to shore, like he'd done once before,
and threw it on a parked caravan.

Wednesday, May 4, 2011


There’s a man who simply didn't know,
His clothes were something he’d outgrow;
By the age of 18, he'd grown tall and lean,
And his clothes were in need of a sew.

Tuesday, May 3, 2011


There was once a crazy old cat,
That hung upside down by a bat;
In the morning per diem, they’d hang from a beam,
And engage in an interesting chat.