Monday, May 30, 2011

Garbage Heap

There's a man who fell fast asleep,
At the wheel of his new hybrid jeep;
He left drivers unnerved, as he swerved and he curved,
Down into an old garbage heap.


Friday, May 27, 2011

Zebra

A zebra out on the savanna,
Had a wish list ready for santa;
In this list he dictates, a trip to the states,
To ride on a horse through Montana.


Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Twigs

Helmet Hair, the ROCK 'N' Roll BAND,
Refuse to play guitar by hand;
They prefer doing gigs, with their feet holding twigs,
And their instruments stuck in sand.



Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Remote

The evil thief Billy the goat,
Held hostage the t.v. remote;
He said, “Everyone freeze, get down on your knees,
Or I’ll shove this thing down my throat!”


Friday, May 20, 2011

Soothsayer

Sofia the mystic Soothsayer,
Hopes to prove wrong any naysayer;
She predicts one day soon, when the sun meets the moon,
A pig will be sworn in as mayor.


Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Zit

There’s a snail who was having a fit,
Trying to squeeze a really big zit;
He believed he was cursed, till he jumped down headfirst;
And made that bump burst with one hit.


Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Dress

There’s a girl who went out and bought,
A dress made by a robot,
It has gadgets galore, fits snug in her drawer, 
And folds out a cozy blue cot.


Monday, May 16, 2011

Safari

At Safari Land U. S. of A,
Three lions had wandered astray; 
They spotted two trams, filled with sirs and madams,
Laid out like a tasty buffet.


Friday, May 13, 2011

Shears

There’s a man who tried running with shears,
To calm all his irrational fears;
Well that trick seemed to work, on his odd little quirk,
‘Til he ran through a pile of spears.


Thursday, May 5, 2011

Trash

There was once a chubby merman,
Who had trash to dump in his can;
So he swam up to shore, like he'd done once before,
and threw it on a parked caravan.


Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Outgrow


There’s a man who simply didn't know,
His clothes were something he’d outgrow;
By the age of 18, he'd grown tall and lean,
And his clothes were in need of a sew.

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Chat

There was once a crazy old cat,
That hung upside down by a bat;
In the morning per diem, they’d hang from a beam,
And engage in an interesting chat.