Plastic

There's a seahorse who's playing with plastic,
Stretching thin like he's made of elastic;
He flip flops and swings, twists around soda rings,
Doing tricks that are simply fantastic!

Angel

There's a pig who looked at the sky,

and desperately wanted to fly;

So she jumped with one hoof, off the top of a roof,

and flew up, an angel from on high.

Moon

There was once a crazy raccoon,

Who wanted to fly to the moon;

So he lit up a tree, filled with TNT,

And shot up just like a harpoon.

Hairy

NanGreta the good little fairy,

Tried spells with results that would vary;

She once cast a charm, that caused great alarm,

When it made her unusually hairy.

Worm

There’s a worm who’s neat and pristine,

He keeps things remarkably clean;

It’s never a chore, when he sweeps up the floor,

After oozing a trail most obscene.

Flower Arranger

The Cowboy Lone Roger Roy Ranger,

Is a part-time floral arranger;

When he has a few hours, he picks wild flowers,

And weaves them into the hat of a stranger.

Rocket

There's a spy who keeps a spare rocket,

In the  top of his left breast pocket;

While looking for change, it shot out long-range,

And hit his eye right in its' socket.

Super Power

Device Dude's new super power,

Made all of his enemies cower,

From a pack called fanny, he shoots out his granny,

On the streets at the peak of rush hour.

Decree

There was once a Royal Queen Bee,

Who came out with a shocking decree;

 "No more making honey, We've saved enough money,

We can now afford cable t.v.!"