Monday, June 27, 2011


There's a seahorse who's playing with plastic,
Stretching thin like he's made of elastic;
He flip flops and swings, twists around soda rings,
Doing tricks that are simply fantastic!

Saturday, June 25, 2011


There's a pig who looked at the sky,
and desperately wanted to fly;
So she jumped with one hoof, off the top of a roof,
and flew up, an angel from on high.

Tuesday, June 21, 2011


There was once a crazy raccoon,
Who wanted to fly to the moon;
So he lit up a tree, filled with TNT,
And shot up just like a harpoon.

Friday, June 17, 2011


NanGreta the good little fairy,
Tried spells with results that would vary;
She once cast a charm, that caused great alarm,
When it made her unusually hairy.

Monday, June 13, 2011


There’s a worm who’s neat and pristine,
He keeps things remarkably clean;
It’s never a chore, when he sweeps up the floor,
After oozing a trail most obscene.

Saturday, June 11, 2011

Flower Arranger

The Cowboy Lone Roger Roy Ranger,
Is a part-time floral arranger;
When he has a few hours, he picks wild flowers,
And weaves them into the hat of a stranger.

Sunday, June 5, 2011


There's a spy who keeps a spare rocket,
In the  top of his left breast pocket;
While looking for change, it shot out long-range,
And hit his eye right in its' socket.

Friday, June 3, 2011

Super Power

Device Dude's new super power,
Made all of his enemies cower,
From a pack called fanny, he shoots out his granny,
On the streets at the peak of rush hour.

Wednesday, June 1, 2011


There was once a Royal Queen Bee,
Who came out with a shocking decree;
 "No more making honey, We've saved enough money,
We can now afford cable t.v.!"