Wednesday, November 23, 2011


There's a man who exchanged his ear,
For an antler worn by a deer;
Though he's glad for the trade, he walks scared and afraid,
Around hunting season each year,

Friday, November 18, 2011


There once was a frail Matador,
Who was frightened by violence and gore;
As the bull was let loose, He cried out for a truce,
But went home with a butt that was sore

Wednesday, November 16, 2011


There's a lady who wrapped a dead fox,
Over one of her classiest frocks;
Well, she thought it was dead, 'til it rose up and said,
"Those shoes really clash with those socks."

Friday, November 11, 2011

The Dragon Unicorn

A new mythical creatures been born,
That's half dragon and half unicorn;
When it draws a big breath, of fiery death,
It lights up the end of it's horn.

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Sketchbook Show and Tell #7

Another simple stitch-up of some of the sketches I have drawn over the past few months. Hope you enjoy.

Monday, November 7, 2011


There was once a hare and a turtle,
Taking on an impossible hurdle;
They had to shorten the waist, on that turtle, post haste!
By slimming it down with a girdle.

Wednesday, November 2, 2011


There was once a nervous young Turkey,
Whose outlook for the future was murky;
You see Thanksgiving Day, is just 4 weeks away,
And his plump, feathered chest is so perky.