Saturday, December 24, 2011


There are major cutback underway,
That could cause Christmas to delay;
The eight tiny reindeer, have been laid off this year,
Forcing Santa to pull his own sleigh.

Friday, December 16, 2011


There was once a crazy snowman,
In the sun, out getting a tan;
Though he loved how it felt, It was clear he would melt,
So he collected his drops in a pan.

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

My Favorite Christmas Joke Illustrated

What Did Mrs. Claus Say When She Caught Santa With His Mistress?

Disclaimer: This is not an original joke. I can't remember when and where I heard it.


There was once an unusual vet,
Who had a dream of becoming a pet;
He could bark and eat kibble, stick his tongue out and dribble,
Dodge the swipes of a dog catcher's net.

Monday, December 12, 2011

Buck Teeth

Barton Beaver's buck teeth have mutated,
From his gums, they quickly separated;
That pearly white pair, found a dentist's chair,
and returned all blinged-out and gold plated.

Monday, December 5, 2011

Maid Brigade

There was once a proud army brigade,
Who were forced to adopt a new trade;
A whole band of recruits, had to hang up their boots,
And perform the chores done by a maid.

Friday, December 2, 2011


Fisher Brown is a young alley cat,
Who's been trained as a skilled acrobat;
He swings on the trapeze, with the help of his fleas,
Who make sure that he doesn't go SPLAT!