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Saturday, December 24, 2011
Cutbacks
There are major cutback underway,
That could cause Christmas to delay;
The eight tiny reindeer, have been laid off this year,
Forcing Santa to pull his own sleigh.
Friday, December 16, 2011
Tan
There was once a crazy snowman,
In the sun, out getting a tan;
Though he loved how it felt, It was clear he would melt,
So he collected his drops in a pan.
Wednesday, December 14, 2011
My Favorite Christmas Joke Illustrated
What Did Mrs. Claus Say When She Caught Santa With His Mistress?
Disclaimer: This is not an original joke. I can't remember when and where I heard it.
Pet
There was once an unusual vet,
Who had a dream of becoming a pet;
He could bark and eat kibble, stick his tongue out and dribble,
Dodge the swipes of a dog catcher's net.
Monday, December 12, 2011
Buck Teeth
Barton Beaver's buck teeth have mutated,
From his gums, they quickly separated;
That pearly white pair, found a dentist's chair,
and returned all
blinged
-out and gold plated.
Monday, December 5, 2011
Maid Brigade
There was once a proud army brigade,
Who were forced to adopt a new trade;
A whole band of recruits, had to hang up their boots,
And perform the chores done by a maid.
Friday, December 2, 2011
Acrobat
Fisher Brown is a young alley cat,
Who's been trained as a skilled acrobat;
He swings on the trapeze, with the help of his fleas,
Who make sure that he doesn't go SPLAT!
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