Monday, January 9, 2012


Pregnant Pam was starting to fume,
As her twins traded kicks in the womb;
They fought such a great bout, that she had to scream out,
"You're grounded!! Now go to your room!!"

Saturday, January 7, 2012


The latest new automobiles,
Have eight legs instead of four wheels,
With each turn of the key, Time for a shopping spree,
For fancy new designer heels.