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Chew Boyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09990338688144934494noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6870467263740739647.post-3693004433730364072014-06-02T10:23:00.004-07:002014-06-02T10:25:18.788-07:00Sketchbook Show and Tell # 10<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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I was looking through a big pile of work from about a year ago and came across these two large sketches done with colored pencils.</div>
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Chew Boyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09990338688144934494noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6870467263740739647.post-6421250896265641462013-07-19T00:00:00.000-07:002013-07-19T00:00:11.713-07:00Unloading Illustrations #2 : Fill in the Blanks<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Chew Boyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09990338688144934494noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6870467263740739647.post-87097123850605395822013-07-17T14:57:00.000-07:002013-07-18T09:58:33.696-07:00Unloading Illustrations #1<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Unfinished and unused illustrations from the past year. 1 of 3</div>
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Drawings I sketched from some of my travels around Los Angeles. You can read about my adventures and see my maps at <a href="http://www.metrodaypass.com/" target="_blank">Metro Day Pass</a>. You can also see some of the pictures I have taken around town at my <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/95126682@N08/" target="_blank">Flickr page</a>.</div>
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Chew Boyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09990338688144934494noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6870467263740739647.post-73271767074018194312013-07-03T15:41:00.000-07:002013-07-04T09:43:47.048-07:00Sketch Night<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Spent the evening hours sketching out a few self portraits. I didn't have a mirror handy, so I used my Ipad camera.</div>
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Chew Boyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09990338688144934494noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6870467263740739647.post-71842695589481521692012-10-02T15:30:00.000-07:002012-10-02T15:30:02.340-07:00Anecdote #2: Space<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Chew Boyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09990338688144934494noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6870467263740739647.post-86555658280531364972012-10-02T00:00:00.000-07:002013-02-19T10:57:57.459-08:00Sketchbook Show and Tell #9<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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It was spring cleaning this weekend, but only for my drawing files. Everything else in the apartment is still dirty. I came across a few interesting sketches that I quickly stitched-up for a new entry into Sketchbook Show and Tell. I hope you like.</div>
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Chew Boyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09990338688144934494noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6870467263740739647.post-81332284259248375822012-10-01T10:08:00.000-07:002013-01-16T07:25:03.240-08:00Friends and Family: Mother's Day<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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My mom, Sue Diaz, worked for 30 years as a dialysis nurse in Bakersfield, California. She played accordion as a child and is a friend to all creatures great and small.</div>
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Chew Boyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09990338688144934494noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6870467263740739647.post-53621407206764802032012-10-01T00:00:00.000-07:002013-01-16T07:24:47.154-08:00Random Character Creations: CALLUS<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #999999;">Random Character Creations are cartoon and comic book characters that I've invented purely out of fun and for my own amusement. This character is dedicated to my brother Andy, who 17 years ago took me to meet Stan Lee at a comic book convention in Fresno, CA. Thanks big bro for one of my happiest childhood memories.</span></i><br />
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At the age of 16, Andrew Glenn was rushed to the hospital after his skin spontaneously began to hemorrhage and burn. Doctors were perplexed by his condition and in order to save his life, performed a range of highly controversial treatments on his body. Unfortunately, nothing could be done to save young Andrew, and he was soon laid to rest in a nearby cemetery. Months later, as a result of both his treatments and disease, his brain re-awoke, his body re-animated and he re-emerged from the grave in an undead form. Instead of withering away after death, his body mass and strength had increased tremendously. His skin had transformed into a thick, impenetrable surface, capable of deflecting projectiles, slamming into objects at great speeds, and falling from great heights without suffering any damage. His eyesight had completely gone, but he was now able to move around with great ease using pulsations from his skin. Those pulsations emit a high, squeaking sound, unable to be heard by human ears,that bounce back off objects like a built in sonar. He also lacks any memory of his past and only retains a small amount of intelligence. Soon after his emergence from the grave, he was discovered and taken in by the cemetery grounds keeper named Bo Grebert. Bo gave Andrew the nickname of Callus and convinced him to trust in his every word. Now Callus does his bidding, carrying out plans which at times are heroic but at other times, insanely criminal.<br />
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Chew Boyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09990338688144934494noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6870467263740739647.post-43106908896650174812012-08-31T12:35:00.000-07:002013-05-03T12:07:12.108-07:00Shirt Design: 相撲ポンプ Sumo Pump<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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</span></span></div></div>Chew Boyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09990338688144934494noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6870467263740739647.post-38190212244215289892012-03-28T00:00:00.000-07:002012-03-28T00:00:04.659-07:00Sketchbook Show and Tell #8<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">I've slowed down recently on the output of my limerick sketches in order to focus on a few other projects. One being my new book, a second collection of my limericks called <a href="http://www.lulu.com/shop/matthew-diaz/the-overused-blues/paperback/product-18884242.html;jsessionid=DCC81F98EDF18A230F57AB931A11BDD2" target="_blank">The Overused Blues</a>. I have also assembled a color version of my first book <a href="http://www.lulu.com/shop/matthew-diaz/fish-tacos-and-chips/paperback/product-18926039.html" target="_blank">Fish Tacos and Chips</a>. Another side project I have been busily working on is an illustrated short story that has yet-to-be-titled. Below is one of the sketches for that story. I'll continue to share more of my drawings for this book as I work to complete it. Enjoy!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg-KgSYY-bGOBt6945YDhhCK2qCS6MXz9nHooh3Ctfu4rHd9zoLQGQqiXWjcwz1fnMYz4NnaT34A3BEYwsTU5WgEeDN7q-Hpl0G9WSRx68-wMcWlb6vGj3tucfmgk25FJ0YcgS5fYtLT4Iz/s1600/New-Book-Sketch.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg-KgSYY-bGOBt6945YDhhCK2qCS6MXz9nHooh3Ctfu4rHd9zoLQGQqiXWjcwz1fnMYz4NnaT34A3BEYwsTU5WgEeDN7q-Hpl0G9WSRx68-wMcWlb6vGj3tucfmgk25FJ0YcgS5fYtLT4Iz/s640/New-Book-Sketch.jpg" width="496" /></a></div><br />
</div>Chew Boyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09990338688144934494noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6870467263740739647.post-41104736582267353002012-03-19T16:47:00.002-07:002012-03-26T08:21:01.502-07:00Shades<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgn9uoVnQJ5YDzipDchud10cpDFm3c3Bodl2cmPwkx5hJIv-Dz7O86_snTE_mgG1mR2ASzrlx-nmifWHaS_cPoonhY_UDyZytZA1MCD26y5K3vaciQ39NDj3vrsAwejCPm614co9_ARi0I4/s1600/shades.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgn9uoVnQJ5YDzipDchud10cpDFm3c3Bodl2cmPwkx5hJIv-Dz7O86_snTE_mgG1mR2ASzrlx-nmifWHaS_cPoonhY_UDyZytZA1MCD26y5K3vaciQ39NDj3vrsAwejCPm614co9_ARi0I4/s1600/shades.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><i><br />
</i></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><i>A rock star named <b>Jack of All Trades</b>,</i></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><i>Was famous for his outrageous shades;</i></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><i>He wore pinching red crabs, barbecued shish kebabs,</i></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><i>He even wore real, live grenades!</i></div><br />
</div>Chew Boyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09990338688144934494noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6870467263740739647.post-49945299982248487112012-02-20T00:00:00.000-08:002012-02-20T00:00:08.166-08:00Sulfur The Skunk<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEil0jeMf5ac7Tvt3rXEvJ4Zyt4202J4t5G3BuCRFbqwYOjaaKkuC16FJKETvBdSSH4fwhlKDOXY_ZPXzHSUls-sQXH6c6sDDviDmNqTXAfMZ7piM1LmKkQLHXor40NQMeVXYiP4bFJ9ONyN/s1600/Sulfer-the-Skunk.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEil0jeMf5ac7Tvt3rXEvJ4Zyt4202J4t5G3BuCRFbqwYOjaaKkuC16FJKETvBdSSH4fwhlKDOXY_ZPXzHSUls-sQXH6c6sDDviDmNqTXAfMZ7piM1LmKkQLHXor40NQMeVXYiP4bFJ9ONyN/s1600/Sulfer-the-Skunk.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><i><br />
</i></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><i>Take a whiff of Sulfur the Skunk,</i></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><i>'Cause he lacks that signature funk;</i></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><i>He dilutes the smell, that makes us repel,</i></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><i>By rolling around in old junk.</i></span></div></div>Chew Boyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09990338688144934494noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6870467263740739647.post-42395062805425114242012-02-14T00:00:00.000-08:002012-02-14T07:38:07.610-08:00Fad<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEibIJWETzJwVPNFx3HeD4wCOtXLXgh3fAgpEm3k1z-S5niONXsM4ZTI7bDK7qjyHPP6tDS0g7a-jXj27IueXEmfKFPZIPOZm-LsjEhcnYVYh1IDRCYcjOJypDVaOIi5sxJJ1D_UMIqp2Lva/s1600/popular.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEibIJWETzJwVPNFx3HeD4wCOtXLXgh3fAgpEm3k1z-S5niONXsM4ZTI7bDK7qjyHPP6tDS0g7a-jXj27IueXEmfKFPZIPOZm-LsjEhcnYVYh1IDRCYcjOJypDVaOIi5sxJJ1D_UMIqp2Lva/s1600/popular.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">This year's most popular fad,</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Is to dress like you're totally mad;</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Scream out loud! Cause a racket! In a mask and straight jacket,</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Colored blue or patterned in plaid. </div><br />
</div>Chew Boyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09990338688144934494noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6870467263740739647.post-61216374307064670692012-01-09T10:33:00.000-08:002012-02-18T07:58:03.610-08:00Grounded<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhWTlIf_9f9sQLBeVdoMg9HnamlSutdtRknL3LpPQ68r7txOdmjR6-dZ2-V4NTYvqAZI5AhCf5ZdmwziutaoNRWIc3Ep5w_5v99fltLHOGxcDPsncNjeVp4DWfwBkvUQADp1PXa7Qdv4MzA/s1600/grounded.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhWTlIf_9f9sQLBeVdoMg9HnamlSutdtRknL3LpPQ68r7txOdmjR6-dZ2-V4NTYvqAZI5AhCf5ZdmwziutaoNRWIc3Ep5w_5v99fltLHOGxcDPsncNjeVp4DWfwBkvUQADp1PXa7Qdv4MzA/s1600/grounded.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Pregnant Pam was starting to fume,</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">As her twins traded kicks in the womb;</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">They fought such a great bout, that she had to scream out,</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">"You're grounded!! Now go to your room!!"</div><br />
</div>Chew Boyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09990338688144934494noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6870467263740739647.post-24164743770843352222012-01-07T00:02:00.000-08:002012-02-19T08:17:38.930-08:00Heels<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhxM8jvv5uNESxW0av7IxvPDgj1uzQNn9x7oP0uQ70yl_731GCobJbfogt-sZNwpV0R78SCZzkkJ4YQEAIH3lId4w2SB1kR8qGO495nNyyYkr1SME2DR8soSrPjoToRT74DFHkND0xE_qVL/s1600/Heels.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhxM8jvv5uNESxW0av7IxvPDgj1uzQNn9x7oP0uQ70yl_731GCobJbfogt-sZNwpV0R78SCZzkkJ4YQEAIH3lId4w2SB1kR8qGO495nNyyYkr1SME2DR8soSrPjoToRT74DFHkND0xE_qVL/s1600/Heels.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><i>The latest new automobiles,</i></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><i>Have eight legs instead of four wheels,</i></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><i>With each turn of the key, Time for a shopping spree,</i></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><i>For fancy new designer heels. </i></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
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</div>Chew Boyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09990338688144934494noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6870467263740739647.post-87364710191128537492011-12-24T00:00:00.000-08:002011-12-24T07:34:40.162-08:00Cutbacks<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiEAG4CpLCJiYftdwr_gTKv7Ew2H0JOLSkA4wlx_0lH2GS625FmRT9rUTZuMrI7WUq7pCYxh4qlJy5rV9pW29RoXzA0-cxzGA03Th-1L34yT447DTuD_3feZH_bdp1N194vUFfgempCTpid/s1600/Sleigh.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiEAG4CpLCJiYftdwr_gTKv7Ew2H0JOLSkA4wlx_0lH2GS625FmRT9rUTZuMrI7WUq7pCYxh4qlJy5rV9pW29RoXzA0-cxzGA03Th-1L34yT447DTuD_3feZH_bdp1N194vUFfgempCTpid/s1600/Sleigh.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><i>There are major cutback underway,</i></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><i>That could cause Christmas to delay;</i></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><i>The eight tiny reindeer, have been laid off this year,</i></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><i>Forcing Santa to pull his own sleigh.</i></div><br />
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